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| Anonymous 2 years ago |
it's funny cuz he got a boner |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
No he didn't get a boner, that's the joke. It looks like he does but then he tells her to not "move it around like that." |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
you can't pee while you have a boner anyways |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
maybe YOU cant... |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
women can't steer their urine stream, that's why she enjoys the whole thing |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
I can definitely pee with a boner. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
Then you're a freak of nature, dude, since the biological functions of the body closes off the bladder when the member is erect. Urine is acidic enough to dissolve sperm. If the bladder wasn't closed off, procreation would be extremely difficult. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
...what. It only closes off during/close to ejaculation. And urine normally has a pH of about 6-7, down to about 4.5. That's nowhere near enough to "dissolve sperm." For reference, that's about the same acidity as water that's been sitting out for awhile. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
BAzING!You tell 'im Mr. Upper post! |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
I'm a girl and I can kinda steer my pee. I used to practice in the shower when I was a kid... ^.^' |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
lol to the practicing in the shower! and yeah i can pee with a boner too. so i'm a freak as well then. or maybe you are :D try leaning against the wall over the toilet. it straightens you out so you can go |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
lol who can't piss with a boner? The only issue i have is having 2 lean over the toilet so it doesn't go all over the place |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
I can't point it down and piss with a boner. I have to lean over the toilet against the wall in the mornings. My girlfriend laughs at me.
...It's sursprisingly embarassing getting made fun of for how you pee. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
I can't piss with a boner. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
I laugh so much reading your comments ^^ |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
or just sit down to pee. it doesn't matter if you got a boner or not |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
Reminds me of a certain scene in Suburb Crocodiles, a German youth novel. ;) |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
guys, guys, if you can't piss with a boner, how the hell do you deal with morning wood?!? |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
That guy is retarded. Or his teachers were. You can pee with a boner. What you CAN'T do is pee while ejaculating. That's what you should have learned in health. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
It's hilarious how righteous idiots try to sound bona fide |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
more like boner fide |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
i wish both my arms were broken... |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
The man just has to pee, but the nurse assumes he's meaning to hold it in a sexual way..when really he just wants to pee -_- Slut. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
He didnt boner anyway.
Everything is done by that nurse.huh..May be she just bend de mans cock.. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
i want to date girl who can, kinda steer her pee, im not a perv, call me |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
If I pee with a morning wood, I splash the ceiling |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
No, he did get a boner, but he tried to cover it up by saying it was her fault. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
No... it was her. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
lol now I'm going to walk into a hospital with bandages on my hands and ask a nurse to help me pee. |
| Anonymous 2 years ago |
The joke is she was habitually starting to jack him off. |
| Anonymous 1 year ago |
The joke is she was habitually starting to jack him off. <- This. Im surprised how moronic others can be. E.g She is used to giving handjobs. |
| Anonymous 1 year ago |
So you weirdos would die of an exploded bladder if you took viagra? I don't think so... |
| Anonymous 9 months ago |
Joke is she's only used to seeing a penis when it's erect, so she lifts it up so it looks right to her. |
| Anonymous 6 months ago |
I've heard that many girls find it fun to stand behind their boyfriends and aim for them. |
| Anonymous 5 months ago |
Tip for urinating with an erection: find a sink/basin that lies at the same level as your penis; use as urinal.
Alternative: pee in the shower. |
| Anonymous 5 months ago |
comments are funnier than the comics |
| Anonymous 5 months ago |
It's not that she's habitually jerking him off, it's that she's discovering what you can do with a penis while peeing. |
| Anonymous 4 months ago |
The joke is that it's actually a male nurse who's his long lost brother. |